Part 4 of you might be a redneck if....?

the diving contest at the family reunion was ruined because your pool went flat





your idea of "getting lucky" is passing the emissions test





the last time you went swimming they had to use the boat ramp to get you out of the lake





you join a record club under a fake name





your hood ornament is a duck decoy





the owner of a restaurant had to ask you to "please move away from the salad bar before you start eating."





you often find stray animals in your living room





you pick your friends based on their ownership of jumper cables





the uninvited guests at your family reunion were the SWAT team





you've ever given a full set of NASCAR plastic cups as a wedding present





you regularly check the brake lights on your house





you've ever swapped shirts with a scarecrow





the box your TV cam in has also served as a clubhouse, a laundry basket, ad a playpen





your yard has more than 10 ceramic figurines





nobody else will touch your favorite cap





the flowers in your bridal bouquet were plastic





you always cancel the subscription and keep the free gift





you’ve accidentally injured 1 of your relatives with a flying toenail





there are crawfish in your home aquarium





people drive by your house to look at your Christmas lights in April





part of your parole states that you are not allowed to own sheep





your wedding dress was leather





you ever took a deerskin to a dry cleaner

Part 4 of you might be a redneck if....?
I had a neighbor that every time he had a family reunion, the police and fire department were called. He got evicted.
Reply:You r NOT FUNNY!!
Reply:you n00b stop the reneck jokes plz...their getting old.
Reply:These are funny as heII!


Keep up the good work!





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Reply:i like the toenail one lol
Reply:funny!